Offering Salted Fish To Master - chapter 80

This lake was called Yunkongjing. The fish in the lake were Yunling flying fish. Fish with big palms would live for a hundred years. The food they eat was small particles condensed from the purest aura, and they only eat water aura, so their color was a beautiful ice blue.

In the beginning, the place was created by a certain member of the Sima clan, but now, with the passage of time, it belonged to the Shi clan. The one who managed the place was Master Qian’s half-brother Shi Qianji. Shi Qianji was greedy and loved drill camps. Relying on his eldest brother as the head, he held a lot of treasures in his hands and lake and fish were one of his treasures.

Normally, he wouldn’t want to eat too much by himself, only catching two or three to relieve his greed. His most beloved children could only get a reward when they pleased him.

One day, Shi Qianji, who came to catch the fish in a happy mood, roared in extreme pain.

Even Liao Tingyan, who was in the outer palace of Gengchen Xianfu, heard of that fish-fishing storm, because the disturbance was very raging. 

Shi Qianji lost his temper because his treasure was stolen, so he refused to let it go, and sent many disciples to track down the culprits.

What kind of status did he have? Of course, because the incident was a major event, the news spread quickly, and there were discussions everywhere about who was so bold and had the kind of cultivation base to dare to do such a thing.

When Liao Tingyan heard the discussion among the students around her, she still held the crispy dried fish that had not been fried for long. She paused and realized that the situation was serious, and the dried fish in her mouth was more fragrant.

It turned out to be such a precious thing.

Sima Jiao was expressionless, playing with his own ball. That was a sign that he was ready to go out and do things again.

Liao Tingyan looked at him twice, and Sima Jiao stretched out a hand across her neck and pressed her head to kiss him.

He said in dislike, “A mouthful of fish.”

Liao Tingyan wiped her mouth and continued to eat.

After she ate the dried fish, she rationally analyzed, “I suggest you find something more delicious for me, then next time you will have another thing to taste. Think about it… how about beef?”

Sima Jiao: “What’s so delicious about beef?”

Liao Tingyan: “Your concubine is tired of hearing these words. She wants to eat beef.”

Sima Jiao: “You had eaten too much recently, and you have too much meat in your belly.”

Liao Tingyan stood up instantly, “Nonsense, how can immortals gain weight?!”

Sima Jiao: “That’s being pregnant.”

Liao Tingyan sat down when her legs went weak, “Impossible, how can I get pregnant?!”

Sima Jiao had an indifferent expression, “Have you never heard of ‘feeling pregnant’?”

Liao Tingyan looked at him in horror, “What mess, why do you act like this? Since you know that I can get pregnant , why haven’t you taken protective measures?!”

Sima Jiao: “Puff.” He covered his forehead and eyes with his slender fingers.

Liao Tingyan: “You laughed, so you are lying to me, right?”

Sima Jiao shook his head and laughed, looking at her as if looking at a mentally retarded person.

Liao Tingyan was angry from her heart, and threw her teeth and claws, trying to teach the elementary school chicken who bullied the female classmate a lesson. She tripped over his  stretched out leg, fell on the table on her waist, and was unable to move.

After being completely suppressed, Liao Tingyan said with a serious and cruel expression, “I want you to lose weight and reduce all the soft flesh on your stomach. I will never feel that good in the future!”

Sima Jiao: “…”

He went out this time and came back with beef.

Anyway, every time he came back in the middle of the night, Liao Tingyan was woken up by him. But this time when she woke up and saw a cow in the house, she got speechless.

The cow was dressed in gorgeous cushions, jewels on the horns, and a treasure ring on the neck. The cow was dressed up in jewels, and was more of a lady than Liao Tingyan. Obviously it wasn’t an ordinary cow, how could an ordinary cow cry for mercy?

The cow said, “Please don’t eat me, senior!”

Liao Tingyan plunged her head back into the quilt, not wanting to face the nightmare at midnight. She was picked up by Sima Jiao reluctantly, “Didn’t you want to eat beef?”

Liao Tingyan was angry. 

Did he f****** bring back a cow? Whether it was a cow demon or a cow spirit, it wasn’t a normal cow anyway.

“I just want to eat a cow that can’t speak,” Liao Tingyan was indifferent.

Sima Jiao said casually, “If you cut off its tongue, it won’t be able to speak.” 

He also gave the crying ‘cow’ a cold look, and said violently, “Stop talking.”

The cow was so scared that it choked. If one didn’t look at its sturdy body and powerful hooves, it really looked poor.

Sima Jiao’s brutality was pure and natural.

Liao Tingyan held Sima Jiao’s hand, “I really don’t want to eat it. Please Shizu, come, touch my belly, where did this cow come from? Where will it go?”

Sima Jiao pinched her soft belly, still very upset, “You had become more daring these days.” It was said in a less aggressive tone, more like a complaint in such a situation.

Liao Tingyan wasn’t only not afraid, but even wanted to curse: What nonsense are you saying, do I still have to dare?

She cursed calmly in her heart, and quickly surrendered and begged for mercy, “Yes, I am very bold, and it isn’t easy to fight in the middle of the night. Shall we go to sleep?”

When the morning came, the cow in the house was gone. Liao Tingyan thought she had a dream the previous night. Who knew that when she lowered her head, she saw the little black snake approaching the small chicken cage. There was a little change in the cage, a little cow. The smaller cow was quite comfortable, chasing the two little chickens to play.

Liao Tingyan asked Sima Jiao, “What is the identity of this cow?”

Sima Jiao said, “The wife of a bull demon.”

Liao Tingyan: “???” 

“You snatched his wife, won’t the bull demon come to seek revenge? And he must be a bit miserable that his wife was kidnapped.”

Sima Jiao thought for a moment, “You are right.”

Then he disappeared for a long time and brought the bull demon back to reunite them as a couple. The two smaller cows stayed in another small cage and became the little black snake’s pets

Liao Tingyan: What a good show!