Offering Salted Fish To Master - chapter 50

The scales of the big black snake were smooth and cold. Lying on it was like sleeping on a mat. Liao Tingyan slumped on it and felt comfortable with a small breeze.

But this black snake liked dark corners, narrow gaps under rocks, dirt holes drilled by some animals, and trees full of rotting leaves. He loved to drill in those places.

Liao Tingyan took good care of a smooth-fur. She was carried out by him, and her hair was messed up.

She couldn’t stand this black car anymore. Liao Tingyan grabbed the leaves and grass clippings on her head with her paws, and then touched her hairs. It wasn’t silky. Seeing that the big black snake was going to play under the waterfall again, Liao Tingyan immediately prepared to jump off the car.

“Silly boy, I’m motion sick. So I won’t play with you anymore. You can go and play by yourself,” Liao Tingyan patted the big snake, stretched out her paw and waved it. Before the big black snake rushed into the waterfall, the otter flew towards the hall.

She flew over while lying down. She had little experience in flying and control, and was studying in her dreams. In the world of fantasy all kinds of delusions should be bravely tried.

When she flew to the main hall, Liao Tingyan heard a curse, “You haven’t released me for so many days. You have the ability to keep me in your body? You want me to kill you. See if I don’t burn you to death! “

She heard a familiar child voice! Wasn’t this grumpy swearing of the little flame? She hadn’t seen the flame since she came out of Three Saints Mountain.

She floated outside the window, and saw an extra green pond of water and red lotus flames in the hall, and Sima Jiao was standing by it. This couldn’t be right. This flame had become so courageous that it dared to scold Sima Jiao. 

She was just thinking about it, and saw the swelling flame suddenly shrink. Sima Jiao wrapped the flame in a pool of water in the green pond. The flame got hurt every time it touched the water, so it started crying loudly, “I won’t scold you! You used to just water me, and now your attacks are even more frenzied! Ah! It hurts!”

Liao Tingyan: “…” This new skill was the one she used to apply facial masks. The ancestors learned to use it flexibly, really fast.

Flame was abused. No matter how he begged and cried, Sima Jiao ignored it. It also continued to swear fiercely, “You stinky lunatic, if I die, you die too. If I got hurt, you hurt too

 When you water me, don’t you feel it? Why don’t you die! Your father, I will kill you! When I am released from your control, the first thing I will do is to burn you to death!”

Sima Jiao trapped it in the water cloud and sneered, “I feel upset when I see you. I feel better when you feel uncomfortable.”

Flame cried for a while and cursed for a while. He was a naughty kid. Sima Jiao was irritable and mocking him from beginning to end. Both sides wanted to kill each other.

They were like a father and son who looked at each other and fought when bored.

“You know the way to come back,” Sima Jiao suddenly turned to look at the window.

Liao Tingyan laid on the window frame, thinking, what was wrong with his tone.

“Come here and water it,” Sima Jiao dropped a word, waved his sleeve and left.

Liao Tingyan drifted slowly to a safe distance around the flame. The flame recognized her breath and began to curse, “It’s you again! How did you become this stupid? I warn you, Sima Jiao’s lackey! If you dare to water me, I will burn you to death!”

It scolded for a long time, but saw no movement from Liao Tingyan, and couldn’t help but wonder, “Why don’t you water me?”

“…Because I’m lazy and don’t want to work?”

The flames jumped, “Do you dare not listen to Sima Jiao, aren’t you afraid that he will kill you?”

Liao Tingyan turned over a mat, laid on it, and said, “I am not so afraid of his threat of killing me. If he threatens to pull my hands and feet with cramps, this painful punishment method would be more useful.”

Seeing that she hadn’t really watered it, the flame swelled a little bit, “You are lying, aren’t you afraid of my threat!”

Liao Tingyan: “Yes, I’m afraid that you will burn my hair. Can you be quiet and don’t disturb my practice?”

Flame: “You are obviously sleeping. You think I couldn’t tell! You slacker!”

Liao Tingyan: “I am practicing in the study dream.”

Flame: “I’ve never heard of it, how do you practice in your dream?”

Liao Tingyan: “I will tell you after my research about it.”

Flame snorted, “It’s useless if I know. I don’t know how to dream… Nor, I have a dream. I only dream when Sima Jiao dreams, but he hasn’t slept for a long time so I have no dreams either.”

Liao Tingyan: “…Dreams actually affect sleep.”

Flame was fierce and contemptuous, “You have reached the stage of core formation, why do you still have to sleep?”

Liao Tingyan: “My dream was to get enough sleep when not working. Now I am living my dream, you won’t understand it.”

Liao Tingyan: “Okay, stop talking, I want to sleep.”

Flame quarreled, “I won’t, I won’t! Why have I been bullied by Sima Jiao this way but his woman can sleep well in front of me! I want revenge!”

Liao Tingyan: …The naughty child really lacks education. Sima Jiao’s corporal punishment education was really problematic.

Thanks to Flame, Liao Tingyan learned to use another skill, sound insulation.

She learned two kinds of sound insulation, one was to wear earplugs to cut off her hearing, just like wearing sleep soundproof earplugs, the world got silent. It was too quiet, and Liao Tingyan couldn’t sleep a bit. So she used the second method and made a soundproof cover to shield the source of noise pollution. It was much better now.

In a daze, Liao Tingyan felt that someone was squatting in front of her. There was a subtle uncomfortable feeling on her body. It was like being irritated by people brushing her eyelashes. She opened her eyes and saw that Sima Jiao was pulling her beard. The otter had a beard and a few white hairs. 

Sima Jiao was moving her beard.

To be honest, this ancestor and the noise pollution Flame over there really fit in the same box in being annoying, and the annoying levels were almost the same.

“I asked you to water it, why did you not water it?” He asked.

Liao Tingyan: “I poured a little bit.”

Sima Jiao: “You are lying to me.”

Liao Tingyan: “…” Yes.

Sima Jiao snorted. He didn’t even say anything, just picked her up and went out.

It was getting dark outside, and he walked all the way out, swiftly with the otter in one hand, and squeezing all the puppets along the road with the other.

Liao Tingyan: “???” What are you doing? These puppets are lifeless. They are almost intelligent robots. How can they make you unhappy?

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