Offering Salted Fish To Master - chapter 156
He fully demonstrated his familiarity with often encountering such things and his disdain for enemy forces.
Liao Tingyan saw that the assassins’ red dots were chopped off by the servants hiding in the palace. Those servants were a group of servants close to Sima Jiao. They usually lowered their eyebrows and were pleasing to the eye. When they murdered, they showed a vicious side. The assassins were beaten up, and the noise outside soon subsided.
Liao Tingyan: At such a good time, I am a big boss in the Demon Realm, but I didn’t even show up on the stage?
She felt pity in her heart, closed her eyes and continued to sleep. But after a while, she woke up again and shook Sima Jiao awake.
“Wake up, there’s another group of people here.”
This time there were fewer people, but they were obviously better than those before.
Sima Jiao pressed his forehead, “Don’t you sleep in the middle of the night? Don’t wake me up.”
Liao Tingyan: “Do you believe that I learned this from you?”
Sima Jiao pressed her back, “It’s okay, don’t worry about those.”
Liao Tingyan couldn’t sleep. She watched the live broadcast with her divine sense, and found that there was a particularly powerful one, who had broken through the line of defense, and was heading toward…well, the palace where the black snake was.
This time, when they came to the Summer Palace, they brought the black snake with them. After all, in his Majesty’s heart, the current black snake was the symbol of their love. She just wanted to laugh when it came to that.
Liao Tingyan: “Ah, an assassin has gone to Sisi.”
Sima Jiao sat up, got out of bed with no expression on his face. He drew out a sword from the wall with a bang, kicked the door and went out without wearing his shoes.
Liao Tingyan: “…Wait?” Don’t you know that Sisi is a “demon”, what are you doing in such a hurry?
Liao Tingyan quickly got up and chased him. She was not afraid that something wrong might happen to the black snake, but she was afraid that Sima Jiao would be frightened by the scene where Sisi turned into a big black snake. If that scared him, would she have to steal the immortal herb like Bai Suzhen*?
(Madam White Snake)
That assassin was indeed very powerful, in the realm of ordinary mortals, but when he encountered a huge black snake, there was no other way but Jiuquan. (Nine springs/Hell)
When Sima Jiao arrived, he saw a huge black snake opening his big mouth and biting the assassin carrying the sword. The black snake actually didn’t want to eat people. He was just used to biting something, but when Sima Jiao appeared, he was so scared that he swallowed the person in his mouth.
Black Snake: “Omit—”
Only a knife held by the assassin came out.
Sima Jiao looked at the black snake.
The black snake twisted his body. The owner didn’t want to see him become a snake, so he cleverly became the black-haired little boy, sitting on the bed and shaking his legs.
Sima Jiao who saw the great change of life with his own eyes: “…”
Liao Tingyan, who came later, also saw this scene and couldn’t help covering her face.
Sima Jiao turned his head and glanced at her with a slightly complicated expression. Liao Tingyan suddenly met his thoughts in a flash and understood what he was thinking, and replied, “I am not a snake demon!”
Sima Jiao glanced at her waist and said in his heart, “She really is a snake demon,” and then he said, “You don’t need to explain this to me, I don’t care.”
Liao Tingyan: “…” Damn, I care!
Sima Jiao pressed his forehead again and pointed at his fake son, “Why did he eat all kinds of messy things? Didn’t you teach him not to eat trash?”
Liao Tingyan: “You have been teaching him!” You used the big black snake as a trash can to dispose of the trash! You don’t blame me!
Sima Jiao: “When I am away, can’t his mother teach him?”
Liao Tingyan: “…I have nothing to say.”
The atmosphere changed to family education for children. The black snake was like a silly kid who was at a loss when he saw his parents arguing at the scene.
Sima Jiao: “Forget it, I won’t blame you.”
Liao Tingyan: “You have a face to blame me?”
Sima Jiao had the wisdom that most men didn’t have, and knew to stop arguing with his wife in time to avoid the expansion of the war. He pointed at the innocent Sisi, “Just spit it out, don’t eat everything casually in the future.”
Black Snake: “His–” So wronged.
Sima Jiao: “Why is my son not able to speak? Is there something wrong with his brain?”
Liao Tingyan: “…” You are asking me? I don’t know how you got him. If there is something wrong, it is your fault.
Seeing that Concubine Liao’s expression was subtle, Sima Jiao waved his hand again, “Forget it, I don’t despise him. He is our child, so I don’t need him to speak.”
Liao Tingyan looked at him with a complicated expression. She might not need to speak out, and this person could handle this family drama alone. He worked out the problem himself, and then solved the problem himself.
When the two went back to sleep, Sima Jiao pinched her waist, “Can you become a snake? Show me the other form?”
Liao Tingyan: “I can’t.”
Sima Jiao: “Is it because you have been injured that you can’t change back to your original form?” He speculated reasonably.
Liao Tingyan: “Because I am not a snake demon.” She gave a more reasonable answer.
Sima Jiao: “Are you still angry about what happened just now? It is hard to say anything.”
Liao Tingyan: “…” This person can’t listen to the truth.
She took a breath, “Okay, look at it.”
She turned into an otter under Sima Jiao’s eyes, and said solemnly, “Did you see it? This is my form, otter.”
Sima Jiao fell into deep thought. Under what circumstances could an otter give birth to a giant snake?
He grabbed his concubine, “I think…you are so familiar. I have seen you like this.”
With that said, some images did appear in his mind, the image of him holding the otter in his arms. He held the otter and rubbed her belly.
Sima Jiao was convinced, “You turned out to be the otter demon.”
Liao Tingyan: “…” I regret it, I shouldn’t take him to soak in the water. His brain was flooded.
Miao:
Legend of white snake: Transformed into a beautiful woman, an ancient snake spirit fell in love with a young man unaware of her true form. The husband died of shock when he saw the wife’s real appearance. Then they had to steal an immortal herb to save his life.
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NashTheLime
I’m losing my shit bro
I can’t breath
this is too funny
Yuu
🤣😂😭 otter demon ahahahsjdjjdkfkfkfk
otter demon
This is the funniest chapter so far
chinesefanreader
Hahahahaha Xiao Jiao jr is trying so hard to be understanding of his special wifey😆 Iwillnotask questionsIloveherwhateversheis
Thanks for the chapter 🥰
Ilestri
OMAYGHAD THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST CHAPTER, THANKS FOR THE UPDATE!